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Secret Demotivational Poster


KEEP A SECRET -


TAGS: a clockwork secret
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - September 23, 2011, 7:51 pm

I see what you are saying here, I keel you
Reality Lord - September 23, 2011, 5:43 pm

ehem....?
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:50 am
You mean like RR & RL? Heh, heh.


MILLIONAIRE -


TAGS: billionaire millionaire secret woman mariand
Rating: 4.96/5

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GaryO - April 19, 2012, 10:05 am
N-I-C-E...reminds me of a broker or two...


Young Love -


TAGS: rednecks poem love secrets marriage
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:52 pm
Thanks Hinoron. Glad ya liked it!
Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:30 pm
This needs to be a youtube video! Some one get a guitar... I mean, banjo!
MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 7:11 pm
Thanks Bandit!
Bandit5906 - February 23, 2015, 11:41 pm
Bingo! 5L


LIES... - Cut the Heart But secrets scar the Soul




3 MILLION DOLLARS -




THE RECEPTIONIST - Making trips to the dentist a lot less painful.




CATS -


TAGS: cat eyes secret
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Sho

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2014, 10:49 am
[email protected]! And I thought my cat wa5 creepy. We're missing the point here, Sho. You owe me a clean pair of pants.
Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:44 am
Creepy, love it!


SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET -




KISS MY IRISH ARSE -




WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES -




INSOMNIA - THE NIGHT IS THE HARDEST TIME TO BE ALIVE, AND 4AM KNOWS ALL MY SECRETS (POPPY Z. BRITE QUOTE) -




She thinks I’m listening -




HIDDEN VICES... -




NOTHING MAKES ME SO LONELY - As Much As My Secrets Held From The Ones Who Mean The World To Me ...


TAGS: nothing lonely secret hidden loved
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 12:53 pm
That may be but, by elimination, the second-best policy is dishonesty...
tellitlikeitis - January 9, 2012, 12:38 pm
Honesty is the best policy.
pratham - January 8, 2012, 12:19 am
so true... 5L
Rick69 - January 6, 2012, 6:54 pm
Thank you... Sometimes this is quite true for me (which really is kind of demotivational!) but usually I try to not have too many secrets. :)
maoworks2 - January 6, 2012, 5:50 pm
Very Good !


MY SECRET ADMIRER -




PATIENCE & WISDOM - it's good to have both


TAGS: secrets of life
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - January 28, 2010, 6:09 pm
Been down that road before. 5Ls


GOOD PARENTING - The secret is to get your priorities in order.


TAGS: arenting fail priority secret barfly
Rating: 4.92/5

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twill1962 - October 7, 2012, 11:13 am
I saw this at the bowling alley I used to work at. Parents would be drinking and bowling while their kids were trying to sleep. Pitiful.


WHY DOES HE -


TAGS: cubby secretary
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Airman

GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 11:31 am
Well bless my soul. I finally popped into puberty! 5 nocturnal emissions!


IT TOOK A LITER OF BUSHMILLS TO GET THIS -




WORDS - I just throw words at you, it is you who give them meaning


TAGS: secretdevil
Rating: 4.14/5

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Verdeckt - July 20, 2011, 7:25 am
L for 5 you.. Just throwing it out there...
mariand - July 20, 2011, 6:49 am
well said... I like it


SECRETS -


TAGS: secret run hide lie forever
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Zetmonk - February 6, 2012, 5:40 am
It's the two "forever"s, rodangol. Read it 10 more times, you'll get over it. ;-)
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 8:24 pm
keep it 5p rick :)
rodangol - February 5, 2012, 8:15 pm
is that a quote? the wording is annoying me


SECRET OF MY SUCCESS -




IF WE COULD SEE THEM -


TAGS: secrets calendar tempest khalil gibran
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Greeny

rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:57 pm

wow
falloutghoul - July 29, 2012, 6:43 pm
It might just *puts on sunglasses* blow them away.


RED WINE -


TAGS: sexism day give your wife red wine so she wont talk about your boss sleeping with his secretary
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:35 pm
Priceless. 5L
Airman - June 17, 2010, 2:09 pm
LOL
Faceplant31 - June 17, 2010, 1:47 pm
I love it! 5 Bottles of Red Wine for you for the misses Jake!


RELIGION - The other taboo


TAGS: religion believe secret questions doubt
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - November 30, 2011, 7:01 pm
I was raised as one. My family is very religious
tellitlikeitis - November 29, 2011, 10:19 pm
I'm R. Catholic... so shame on me; however, this is really good!


DON'T TELL ANYONE -




STANDARDS - Know what you like!


TAGS: humor sex secretary women
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

RONSART - August 13, 2008, 7:18 pm
A GREAT STANDARD OF POSTER...VERY GOOD
TigerKid - July 11, 2008, 11:08 am
You must be this long to ride.


SECRETS - Stop askin what the secret to great food is... There... there it is... Happy? Man, I'm soooo hungry...


TAGS: chef secrets
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Chef

MTNDEW - June 16, 2010, 7:59 pm
the pic is pretty cool.


SUPER MARIO GALAXY - Seems harmless doesn't it. Now read the starred letters.


TAGS: super mario galaxys secret message
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

djinnyf - March 14, 2011, 10:12 am
Ohhhh I see you mean the "shiny" letters!!!!!!!! xx
deadraisin - May 10, 2010, 7:22 am
Took me a minute but it made us all laugh, we are legion.
forseti - May 10, 2010, 7:22 am
thx TCSA! ;)
TCSA - May 10, 2010, 1:01 am
I think he meant the Lens flared ones, which spell out UR MR GAY
guest8916 - May 9, 2010, 11:15 pm
Galaxy..


OH MY GOD - When you see it, you'll shit bricks.


TAGS: shit bricks secret hidden
Rating: 2.28/5
WarpOS2 - April 4, 2009, 9:03 am
Meh! We have huntsman spiders that are bigger than that in Australia.
Warp_Kez - September 8, 2008, 7:58 pm
Holy crap!!! There is green grass!
datnigga - August 16, 2008, 2:51 am
i've seen bigger.
Zed - August 14, 2008, 1:54 pm
OH, a North American Wolf Spider, HOW CUTE! I used to keep these guys as pets!
BuzzBomb - July 4, 2008, 6:25 pm
It's a spider. I saw it. My pants are clean. NEXT!


Little Secrets -




PERKS OF OVER 60S -




texting -


TAGS: typewriter secretary texting driving talent
Rating: 4.7/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 2:10 am
You're correct, except I think we've actually REACHED that point. Glad you liked it :-)
Iconoclast - October 6, 2013, 8:38 pm
It occurs to me that we are reaching a point where folks will not even be able to identify that black thing she is playing with .......


THE SECRET REVEALED -




THE DARK SIDE - Everyone has it. It's just about how big it is in your life.


TAGS: secret wisdom the side life
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by 7053

Cloudchaser - July 10, 2011, 10:43 am
5Ling this because it's so true


Voice Recognition software -


TAGS: dragon dictate office secretary
Rating: 4.4/5

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MashiMashi - September 5, 2013, 9:56 am
GOOD GOOD I see i'm not the only one with that Damn Dragon speaking software Icon on my desktop....that i never open because hunting and pecking is faster than reapeating everything 3 times.


THE PILL -


TAGS: when airman goes on a secret mission not even chuck norris can find him
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

Airman - April 2, 2010, 12:13 pm
I hate it when that happens!
Faceplant31 - April 2, 2010, 11:57 am
Nice


OUR LITTLE SECRET - What happens in the forum stays in the forum.


TAGS: secrets forum happen
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Rick69 - May 29, 2012, 3:06 pm
... Well then ...


MISUDERSTANDINGS - They can all be avoided by simply closing the door.




HOBOGLYPHS - Egypt has nothing on this shit




EAST GERMANY - I've got you right where I want you...


TAGS: top secret cow fencen switchen
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by agamemnon218

LogicDude - February 3, 2009, 8:35 am
It took us an hour to remove it...and 2 hours to remove the smile from his face! Classic!!!
Fatty - February 2, 2009, 6:06 pm
hahahaha - It's from Top Secret! "Fine be an ass-hole"
... - January 26, 2009, 7:11 pm
wtf


ZEITGEIST THE MOVIE -


TAGS: reality abstract sense philosophy science psychology inteligence life thoughts thought mind brain everything psyche psy senses perception secret ethic morality moral esthetic art time space theory idea vision visualisation truth critics motivational demot
Rating: 2.29/5

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Mark - April 1, 2009, 12:07 pm
Read this comment over and over until you figure it out. Tunnelgeist = 1
Purity - April 1, 2009, 4:39 am
Zeitgeist was awesome. Obama's continuing the doctrine. Wee, we're all going to hell for complacency.
Porcelina - January 8, 2009, 9:00 pm
People just don't want to accept the truth
Fatty - January 8, 2009, 6:00 pm
99% of the people here won't understand or would refuse to believe. But yes, good statement!


WITH A LIGHTSABER - You can get away with everything




SHADOW LOVERS -


TAGS: secrets love cubby
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Cubbybear - September 10, 2010, 9:08 pm
My tribute to Pat Benatar


SUPPORTING THE TROOPS -


TAGS: secrets war hell cubby
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

spacedog - August 3, 2010, 12:39 am
Nope. I don't know who that is. Who is that? I don't know.
spacedog - August 3, 2010, 12:38 am
You know what? I was wrong. That's not her.
spacedog - August 3, 2010, 12:37 am
In a TOTALLY, socially acceptable way... nothing... um...
spacedog - August 3, 2010, 12:34 am
How did I recognize her? ...dang... She's a wonderful lady. You'd never forget her if you met her.
spacedog - August 3, 2010, 12:29 am
Ha, I can't believe you put a picture of Chomper's grandma on here Cubby. 5L


CUBBY'S SECRETARY - Apparently she was hired for her dictation skills.


TAGS: cubby secretary dictation skills
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Jamesd - May 16, 2010, 4:27 pm
Yeah... you're right MustyK. Can i buy you a house maybe there little miss secretary?
MustyK - April 21, 2010, 4:44 am
Hey Jamesd, Why wait until then ??
Jamesd - April 20, 2010, 10:00 pm
Awesome Secretary, can't wait for secretary's day. A special dinner for her with a sausage dessert
SerpentMaster - April 18, 2010, 2:29 am
where can i find one just like her


S.E.C.R.E.T.S - It's not about how having it and keeping it, But it's about how to accept it and how people react about it.




A PIT OF SOME SORT -


TAGS: military calendar secret navy motor
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by Greeny

suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:03 am
and this is why it is good to have g5rls in the Force :)


SHHHH! -




DIRTY LAUNDRY -




OBSTACLES - Some men refuse to enter, due to an overwhelming sense of shame. I refuse to enter as I might come across a lady whose image of wearing items from the store will cause violent vomiting.


TAGS: victorias secret godd bless their online store
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

pieman - April 20, 2010, 2:57 pm
You can't avoid it. You can see her canckles from across the Mall. My EYES!
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 8:26 pm
Nice one Jmac.
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:39 pm
WIN!


CUBBYBEARS SECRET -




THE SECRETARY - Brain dead from 9-5.


TAGS: zombies secretaries workday
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Sho - June 30, 2012, 6:29 pm
hehehe


LOVE - is a many splendored thing.




Staring -


TAGS: victoria s secret anime
Rating: 2.54/5

More motifakes by Roamer

Roamer - December 31, 2008, 2:55 pm
Lloyd is the winner today... you got the Willie Wonka prize so that means... you get nothing!
Lloyd - November 15, 2008, 8:42 am
Sounds like something Zohan would say.
Roamer - October 27, 2008, 8:07 am
Nope; it's a 2008 summer movie. Try again.
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 4:10 pm
Nine Inch Nails?
Roamer - October 5, 2008, 9:09 pm
Prize for whoever gets the quote first.
Roamer - October 5, 2008, 9:08 pm
"I've seen this, I've done this, you do not want this."
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 5, 2008, 8:53 pm
Panting and drooling also get you booted out, too. And smelling everything you can grab.


DOG TRAINING - The Secret Is Those 'Special Treats'




BEHOLD - The Kim Jong il Secret Service!




KEEPS THE SECRET - Keeps the secret, The Empire knows where you live


TAGS: secret war stormtrooper star wars empire
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by didiergerrard

forseti - July 1, 2010, 12:24 pm
...smell no lions
agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:13 am
Hear no lions, see no lions...


MY SECRET - It's out




REALITY - Because 'reality' makes sense...




LIFE - Its not something that has to do with calculations about cheap things




The Fight Club -


TAGS: family secrets shame dancing skeletons
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - June 4, 2014, 10:17 pm
Wish this idea would work with ex-wives also... :0
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 1:33 pm
Fanta5tic idea! Please tell me more }:-)


discretion -


TAGS: dark inside secret
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - April 9, 2014, 7:39 pm
Thanks, Rick. This is all Photoshop
Rick69 - April 9, 2014, 4:19 pm
Bit blunt but... How did you make the title; the hint of neon blur? Also, easiest 5L I've dished out in a long, long while... And that li'l yellow duckie in the corner... The stuff of nightmares, thanks to you.
Oldsod - April 7, 2014, 8:21 pm
Talk about the soul of a poet. Would that I had your abilities, my master!
MissPriss - April 7, 2014, 8:12 pm
Man Sho, you seem to 5L my mood of the day every time!


Dirty Little Secret -




expert advice -


TAGS: hide secret
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sean - March 19, 2014, 4:11 pm
Dark and snarky ... a rare combination.
maoworks2 - March 19, 2014, 1:16 pm
I Concur .
GaryO - March 19, 2014, 9:59 am
H.O.T (phooking censor)
GaryO - March 19, 2014, 9:58 am
Man. This is HOT!


Cougars -


TAGS: secrets older women cougars age
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 8, 2013, 11:45 pm
Ahhh curly. Don't think of it as hitting but rather enriching the young chicks...teehee.
curlyrocks - November 7, 2013, 10:35 pm
Stupid turning 30, ain't no cougar gonna make me her boy toy now. Time to grow up and be the creepy guy who hits on young chicks I guess.


Bizarre Trivia -


TAGS: sex and the city secret life american teenager condoms is not the gift where it s just the thought that counts you actually have to use them
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:57 pm
And if I was, lol, I was framed! Framed most likely by the missus herself.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:56 pm
Lol! No way, man. It's the wife's shows, I can hear it from the other room. Anytime I hear either theme song, I get out a piece of leather and bite down on it and go into convulsions. I wouldn't be caught dead watching any of this.
Cannabal - May 16, 2014, 1:00 pm
Cynic, buddy, I luv ya, I really do, but I think you need to stop watching all of these TV shows, man. You need a hobby like stamp collecting or stalking, so long as it's not this, man.


THIS IS A MAN'S WORLD -


TAGS: office secretary now feminism bikini
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

spacedog - September 7, 2010, 9:08 pm
Excellent. 5L
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 10:09 am
BOOM!! 5L


STALKING -


TAGS: secret admirer stranger danger
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - October 10, 2014, 3:49 pm

She Polly shrieked at you, too, huh? Sent the whole duct tape, dead gophers, and chocolate sauce idea right out the window, too.
GaryO - October 10, 2014, 8:20 am
Yep, I had a stalker once. Creepy. Wherever I went, there she was, twenty feet ahead of me.


delusion -


TAGS: life humanity secret
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Sho

falloutghoul - August 10, 2013, 6:03 pm
Looks like Snow White's fallen on hard times.


SHHH.... -




family secrets -


TAGS: family secrets lies
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - January 7, 2014, 12:12 am
Thanks for the chicks cynic! :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2014, 6:48 pm
Awe man! Classic, CL! 5 chicks. Lol
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 3:43 pm
Got it, 'cept I thought only skeletons were kept in the closet? You're looking pretty plump there little!
chickenlittle - January 4, 2014, 8:35 pm
lol, I was afraid no one would get this but looks like at least one person did :)


ALL FOR NOT -


TAGS: monogamy trust love secret priest
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

MilDoc - March 9, 2011, 12:37 pm
Not to be a Grammer Nazi, Aggie, but shouldn't it be "All for Naught"?


SECRETS -




TOUCHING -


TAGS: secret
Rating: 4.29/5

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Oiler - January 28, 2013, 2:50 pm
Excellent poster.


VIRTUAL ASSISTANT -




SUCCESS - Some people dream of success. While others wake up and work hard at it.


TAGS: the secret of my success i get at that hole and work it
Rating: 4.08/5

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agdaniele - May 27, 2010, 8:22 pm
Very nice.


SECRET SERVICE RAMP INSPECTION - “Is Air Force One here yet guys?” “I don’t think so Boss” “Me neither”


TAGS: secret service
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by ratman

spanko1 - October 11, 2011, 11:18 am
Air force one in stealth mode.


OH WELL - At Least I still Have MotiFake




DORITOS -


TAGS: the secret of their origins
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by sickartist

agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 4:34 pm
Funny!


PLASTIC SURGERY - It is unfair and irrational to look down on all those who undergo plastic surgery. Sometimes it is a gift to mankind...




Area 51 -


TAGS: 51 government cover up secrets brick dropper
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

huh - September 29, 2008, 11:20 pm
no aliens, but tons of ninjas.


Can't Lie -


TAGS: misspriss reveals her dirty little secret sarcasm honesty fake
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 31, 2016, 10:47 pm
But ya found it and that's all that matters and chocolate of course !!!
JesusWept - August 30, 2016, 5:22 pm
I can't believe i missed this one. Brilliant!! ^^^^^Up
MissPriss - March 5, 2016, 10:44 am
Aww Cannaman, guys like you make it too easy...teehee.
MissPriss - March 5, 2016, 10:43 am
Thanks 'cern!
Cannabal - March 5, 2016, 9:28 am
It's true: she couldn't fake it even if she tried.
concern3 - March 5, 2016, 3:12 am
love your words and an UP yours to you


Irony -


TAGS: deception depression sadness pain secrets
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

EmilioDumphque - March 16, 2016, 3:42 pm
So that's why Van Gogh's paintings are so hilarious.
CloudchaserS - March 16, 2016, 5:11 am
The same can also be said for Brad Delp. He also suffered from depression and eventually took his own life


it's a thin line -


TAGS: that thin line between stalker and secret admirer sometimes difficult to see until you accidentally cross it silverheart
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - June 9, 2015, 12:55 pm
Fabulously creepy! Nailed it! 5L, Silvy!
Reality Lord - June 9, 2015, 10:56 am

most excellent dude!


You're gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone -


TAGS: missing person hidden leaving secrets
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 14, 2014, 5:07 pm
Thanks crotchety...and it's our little secret right?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2014, 11:47 am
5o true. Except when foul play is involved. Then suddenly there are witnesses from every corner of the earth.


HUMAN BEHAVIOR -


TAGS: secrets poster
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

mizzdizz - January 27, 2015, 11:57 pm
IgV, That means Coronors, medics, cops, got some issues goin' on!!!!LOL! 5L!


The Basement -




Inner Self -


TAGS: demons secrets bloody guts
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

mizzdizz - June 24, 2015, 11:16 pm
Excellent, Greeny! I like the use of the collage photo to illustrate the point. Awesome!!! 5 L
GaryO - June 24, 2015, 11:15 pm
fascinating...must enlarge...detect


Tracking Cookies -


TAGS: tracking cookies grandma secret recipe
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - July 10, 2017, 7:49 am
Thanks
concern3 - July 10, 2017, 12:52 am
Nice, UP yours


ENCROACH -




Interrogation -




JUST ASKING -


TAGS: secrets lies children infidelity poster
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2015, 11:00 am
A condo i5 the name for two species of vultures. They are the largest flying land birds in the Western Hemisphere that are difficult to open and never available when needed.


The Secret Handshake -




Classified Ad -


TAGS: nsa top secret
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by demon001

concern3 - December 2, 2014, 3:10 pm
words 5er


FRED & ETHEL -




SECRET -


TAGS: noun vs adj secret punish little sister uh oh
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

tellitlikeitis - February 4, 2012, 10:29 am
Cute... I laughed.
Zetmonk - February 2, 2012, 5:42 am
Or maybe... he is Timmy!
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 8:53 pm
is this little Timmy one of your friends ?


Keeping A Secret -




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